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"Those are my parents. Aren't they terrific?"

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

There was a nasty bug going around.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'Yes Mrs Flea, the tests show that you're carrying several deadly viruses, but none are harmful to you...'

'At ease, soldier.'

Two Fly Cowboys about to fight it out using Insect spray.

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

Don't pay any attention to her father, Mark... He's just a little overprotective. He doesn't even know how to use that thing.

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

'Hold on, we're gonna fly!'

Who Wants to Be A Millipede?

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Some days I don't know If I'm coming or going."

"I put mud in the Dung Beetles lunch, you should have seen their faeces."

"Thankfully, as soon as I heard the sound of the spray, I put my gas-mask on..."

"Hang in there, kids this family sticks together."

"Handsome isn't he? And I've heard he's the Head Bed Bug in a five-star hotel too..."

"Lets talk this over. I think we got of on the wrong foot."

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

"Ever done time?"

"I used to have a good head for business. Then I went and got married."

Ice Dung

It was the busiest department in the hospital.

'Son, now that you have a girlfriend and your Dad is not here to do this, we need to have the 'birds and the cannibals' discussion.'

The Daring Wing Walkers of Hackberry March.

'Technically it's a touchdown.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"