Entomology Expert T-Shirts

"Yeah, that's him alright."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Worm Charmer

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Bee flying to another flower.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

The prying mantis,

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The flies have landed.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Insect extinction

Pharaoh Cocoon

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"Get out of my face!"

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider