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"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"All you need is a little breeze to keep the midges at bay."

Alternative methods of pest control.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'