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"I'll just need to reset this, then come back for your dessert order."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Come and get it!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Emotional Support Pest

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Various Traps.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'