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"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"Did you order takeout?"

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

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"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

"My God―they're heading for the delphiniums!"

"It's the peacock-removal guy."