Pest Control Pioneer Mugs

Gardening Solutions

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Did you order takeout?"

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

'They're so obvious about it.'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"You crushed it!"