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'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

Snakecharming.

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

Apples for sale

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Raincloud Umbrella

Bright idea

Walking Luggage.

Eureka!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."