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"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Snakecharming.

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

Margaret Cavendish

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

'I'm not too sure about Mr Chips' latest effort to make his lessons more interesting.'

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

Gluten-free area.

"He's given up finding any more savings from the schools budget. . ."

Wheel being refused at the patent office

Not easy to contain.

Modern Wonders...Wireless Man

Crawford W Long

"Unfortunately, Timmy, there's currently no established career path for trending on Twitter."

"Now remember, this is an experimental treatment, so have some fun with it."

"To my son, Timothy, I leave my inherited genetic heart disorders."

"I decided to form a breakaway group." ('Womensa').