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"To my son, Timothy, I leave my inherited genetic heart disorders."

'Can our software do that?'

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"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

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"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

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"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Margaret Cavendish

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"Since you applied here your tech skills have become obsolete."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."