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'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

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"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

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"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Ready for a run!

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

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"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"She's always been a quick learner."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

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"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!