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"C'est nouveau, c'est suisse!"

'Can our software do that?'

Dawing your Cellphone

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Ready for a run!

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Wheel.'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

'We've replaced you with an app.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

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'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'