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For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Internet.

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Cloud Computing.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

The power of the brain

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

My First Bitcoin.

"So how much money do you make?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."