Digital Pioneers T-Shirts

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"How do I google something with this?"

"We named her Alexa - thinking forward to when she'll be taking care of us."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

S.S.dot.com

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

You have reached the end of your brain...

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"