Digital Pioneers Pillows

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

"How do I google something with this?"

"We named her Alexa - thinking forward to when she'll be taking care of us."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Internet.

"Siri, how do I build a cabin with no freakin' tools?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

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S.S.dot.com

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

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