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'Our school computers are a month old. How can we become competitive in our job market if we're being trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Networks, databases, the internet, the web, where is it all going?" Computer answers - "I haven't made up my mind yet!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I was real visionary. I was a web designer before there was an internet.'

"Keep your eyes on your own screen."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"You're taking this 'digital nomad' thing too far."

"I caught him trying to pay cash in the supermarket!"

The evolution of artificial intelligence.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'They say content is king, but right now my king has no subjects.'

Push Notifications

"I don't go to school. I'm getting my kindergarten degree online."

Beggar holding a 'will work for bitcoin' sign.

Subject: Following up on whether this town is big enough for the two of us.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He still gets up early but then starts checking messages."

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"I don't know, it seems to me that technology has become one big magic trick."

"E-Prescriptions...and just when I was getting really good at illegible handwriting."

Street beggar as a sign stating: Bitcoin only!

"The cryptocurrency I'm following is trading at $.0000008. I don't know whether to invest a nickel or a dime."

"The software that some of these new start-ups are using is GROUNDBREAKING..."

Bitcoins...

"Of course I know you can't take it with you....that's why I'm storing everything in the cloud before I go!"

Muybridge updated.

Post Office and Email

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Lemonade 10 Cents.

Early Data Stream

"Maybe this is a good time to sign up for the online version of this newspaper."

"Not a bit the wiser. . ."

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