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"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Young Frankenstein"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Money Plant.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

S.S.dot.com

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

X-RAY

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'