Innovation Dreamer T-Shirts

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

Open Source.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Boss, I have a suggestion for you that win-win. It'll save you thousands of dollars in health insurance premiums. Listening … If you pay to have me cryogenically frozen and then thawed every other day, I'll get to live to be 180, and you'll get an employee who's young and productive for the rest of your life. Ignoring. Don't you want to sleep on it?

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The aerodynamic design of this car can use fossil fuels with no need to refill and no carbon footprinting.'

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Young Frankenstein"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Where the wild things were."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'