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Pistol Pete - the West's most Notorious Outlier

'New driver on the information superhighway.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Internet.

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Aggression/Security

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'