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'New driver on the information superhighway.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

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"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Aggression/Security

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

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'I call it 'Myspace'''