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"Who invited them?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

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Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'Get me public relations!'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'Does a blog count as being published.'