Digital News Pioneer T-Shirts

'I feel useless: My Master has cancelled his newspaper subscription and reads his news online now...'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Internet.

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Creativity 2.0

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Wedding selfie stick

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"So how much money do you make?"

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

'I've started a blog.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."