Digital News Pioneer Gifts

'I feel useless: My Master has cancelled his newspaper subscription and reads his news online now...'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

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"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

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'Does a blog count as being published.'

'I've started a blog.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Content Creator

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'