Digital News Devotee Gifts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Man-mobile

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Extra! Extra! Stream all about it! It’s extra, so you may not need it, especially if you looked at your phone recently."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Silly sausages

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

Progress

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."