News Devotee Gifts

Man Hears About Trump In Morning Paper, Parrot, And Television

"He's from PM."

"Do you have to read a broadsheet tablet?"

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak Evil

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Theatre Crowd

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Thomas Hardy

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"I'll never forget you."

Charades

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...