Current Affairs Devotee Gifts

"So you've been following the European elections, too?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Government a la Carte

Our Two Parties, Explained

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Turkish Democracy

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Armageddon

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Roe v. Wade

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'What I have to do first?!'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Denazification

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans