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War Correspondents

Atomic Timber...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Turkish Democracy

Government a la Carte

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Our Two Parties, Explained

Laughingstock

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Roe v. Wade

SAGE mentality

"America’s leaders since 1980"

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Russia Money Laundering

Armageddon

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."