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War Correspondents

Atomic Timber...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Turkish Democracy

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

SAGE mentality

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Armageddon

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Roe v. Wade

Twitter censorship

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

'What I have to do first?!'