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How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Fifty shades of Leveson.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Masters of Political Oratory

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Hard Border

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

Flu Drugs.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Dangerous Trumpism

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

How Do You Take Your Evil?

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."