Digital News Enthusiast Gifts

It wasn't easy, but I trained him to download the paper every morning.

The Computer Bore

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Graduates on their phones

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

The Russians Are Coming...Maybe

Classic News.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'You've been killing files again.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Big Newspaper Delivery

Charades

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'