Digital News Enthusiast Mugs

The Computer Bore

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Reporter #6: television.

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Classic News.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

Charades

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"