Digital Tv Devotee Gifts

'I can't imagine life without TiVo.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"My best friend is my phone."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

Watching telly

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

TV and man

Silly sausages

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"There's the remote!"

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog