Digital Tv Devotees Gifts

'With digital tv, the reception is great even down here.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

Smartphone Sonogram

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Family Home.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Man-mobile

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Strategies that will always work

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Filmed in Supermarionation

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Silly sausages

"Is it an important text?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'

Progress

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."