Digital Tv Devotees T-Shirts

'With digital tv, the reception is great even down here.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Family Home.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Man-mobile

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Strategies that will always work

Silly sausages

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

Progress

'Here you go, Miss Harris, all my homework is here on my smart phone!'