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'You need to take more exercise, so I'm taking you off all the home shopping channels.'

The Computer Bore

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Must-See Lockdown TV.