Digital Television Gifts

The image is breaking up. I should never have switched to digital.'

'I can't imagine life without TiVo.'

Hate Platforms

"My email is down... talk to me."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Right click for yes...

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Text Culture

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Obsession with the Internet.

'Bring out yer books!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Cellphone Islands

Bird Tweet.

WiFi Signals

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Digital Fomo!