Digital Television Prints

The image is breaking up. I should never have switched to digital.'

'I can't imagine life without TiVo.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Hate Platforms

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Text Culture

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Digital Fomo!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Cellphone Islands

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Bring out yer books!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."