Digital Tv Prints

Unauthorised energy saving.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

Hate Platforms

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Mozart on a computer,

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Bring out yer books!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Cellphone Islands

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

The Modern Novel.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Downloading Pregnancy

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Downloads.

"You may now kiss the bride."