Digital Tv Fan Prints

Unauthorised energy saving.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

TV Situations vacant.

Moses' TV guide.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer