Digital Technology Gifts

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

Surge pricing at the burger place.

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

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"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"The only business that is resistant to going paperless is the recycling plant."

"Mom, he's following me on Facebook. Can I keep him?"

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"Look it's a programme about the future of digital TV..." "How boring, keep flicking through the channels"

Digitally Challenged - football clubs lose digital TV revenue.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'That is just crying out to be digitized.'

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'You called about digital cable?'

'I'm afraid keeping up with digital technology has finally taken its toll.'

What are the odds? I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now, too!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

What's old is new again.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Former Print Journalists Lost Their Jobs to TV and the Internet. Guess Where They're Talking (But For Free?)

How Blockchains Work

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."