Digital Technology Pillows

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

Surge pricing at the burger place.

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

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"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"The only business that is resistant to going paperless is the recycling plant."

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"Look it's a programme about the future of digital TV..." "How boring, keep flicking through the channels"

Digitally Challenged - football clubs lose digital TV revenue.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'That is just crying out to be digitized.'

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'You called about digital cable?'

'I'm afraid keeping up with digital technology has finally taken its toll.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

What's old is new again.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

How Blockchains Work

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Welcome to the future"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Lynching on social media