Digital Channels Gifts

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

Shopping Channel In Desert

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

'There's nothing on.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

WiFi Signals

"Did you get my tweet?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.