Digital Channels Gifts

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

Shopping Channel In Desert

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Text Culture

'There's nothing on.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Textin’"

WiFi Signals

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Bird Tweet.

The Modern Novel.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Now you can send it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Spam in Hell.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."