Digital Communications Gifts

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

"Oh! I get it. You're like a human Gmail and this is a download."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Textin’"

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

Bird Tweet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Did you get my tweet?"

The Modern Novel.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Now you can send it."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!