Digital Contender Gifts

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"What's that you're reading?"

Man and Machine snoozing

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

The Personal ATM

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."