Channels Gifts

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

How I met your mother

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"In da house"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

A Kangermoo

"There's the remote!"

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"