Channel Changer Gifts

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

'... and don't watch the Food Channel.'

Deja Viewer

"Sky, sir?"

"Smart technology is taking the fun out of things."

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Game changing

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

Human Rights for All

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"In da house"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

Look out, here comes the old man

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Race relations - political stagnation - hate-fear...want to mae a difference?

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Must you always be so negative?

God changes the channel with his remote.