Channel Changers Gifts

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Game changing

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

Human Rights for All

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Recycling centre

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

Walk the dog.

Look out, here comes the old man

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Race relations - political stagnation - hate-fear...want to mae a difference?

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Sky, sir?"

For use when tweaking the paradigm just isn't cutting it any more.

God changes the channel with his remote.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

"Actually I was hoping you'd change his mind with the strength of your arguments and your innate erudition."

Pulling a statue down

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

"This is our Head of Transformation and change, Doctor Jekyll."

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."