Channel Changing Gifts

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"In da house"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"There's the remote!"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"Sky, sir?"

Pope Francis

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"What's the point of having a Smart TV when all the shows on it are stupid?"

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

God changes the channel with his remote.

"Sometimes it feels like the whole world's been turned upside down."

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'