Channel Changer Champion Gifts

"I take it you're trying to change the channel?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Game changing

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Human Rights for All

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Human Rights

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

Look out, here comes the old man

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

'I am trying to bring about change.'

Race relations - political stagnation - hate-fear...want to mae a difference?

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Revolution

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"Sky, sir?"

'We don't want to deny you the right to protest, but no more signs, tents, singing...'

God changes the channel with his remote.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

Pulling a statue down

"Be prepared to be hated!"

Now It's Men's Turn To Be Scared

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?

Actually, this is just the beginning

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

"Smart technology is taking the fun out of things."