Channel Changing Pillows

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"In da house"

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"There's the remote!"

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"What's the point of having a Smart TV when all the shows on it are stupid?"

Pope Francis

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"Sky, sir?"

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

God changes the channel with his remote.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'