Channel Selector Pillows

'Any chance you could block out the home shopping network.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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TV-Man

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Yummy Mummies

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

How I met your mother

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I've downsized."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Mind control

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"