Shell Selector Pillows

"I've downsized."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"I don't do windows."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Feeling for shells

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Travellin' through?"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

There it is – my dream beach house.

For Sale By Owner

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Snail Love.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"I don't recommend extending into the basement."

"It's your mother calling."

"That's way out of my price range..."

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"I come from a musical family."